- In case you were wondering if there's a factory out there pumping out Megan Fox clones, yes. Yes, there is. [theCHIVE]
- Olivia Munn almost turned her hacked photos into a win and then fucked it right the hell up. [Lainey Gossip]
- Die Antwoord turned down opening for Lady GaGa. If you have no idea who the hell Die Antwoord is, you have no idea how hilarious this is. [Dlisted]
- Julia Roberts doesn't let her kids watch her movies which is incredible news to anyone who sat through Eat, Pray, Love. [HuffPost Celebrity]
- A Day in Marc Maron's Life [Heavy]
- Jessica Simpson shoots down all those rumors her publicist planted about being ready to pop at any second. [TooFab]
- January Jones might have been hacked, too, if hacked means someone found the same outfit she wore in X-Men: First Class. [IDLYITW]
- Jake Gyllenhaal apparently hates hipsters. To death. [BuzzFeed]
- Whitney Houston's mom says she knows who sold photos of Whitney's corpse to the National Enquirer, so get ready for her to say Bobby Brown any minute now. [Celebslam]
- Leighton Meester never wants to get married and is now officially hotter than Blake Lively. [Just Jared]
- 50 Most Voluptuous Women in Sports [Bleacher Report]
- Fez is having sex with this. FEZ! [Popoholic]
- Braveheart is going to be a TV show now. Why not? [FilmDrunk]
- Like AnnaLynne McCord and random strangers' feet? It's your motherfucking birthday. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Zooey Deschanel should probably never wear yoga pants. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
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