Here we go again... here is the letter I sent to the dating service I paid $100 for over three months ago that has yet to provide me with one match. I am not holding my breath. They asked if I "could shed some more light on what you might be looking for in an ideal mate. We are excited to get you started with some wonderful matches for you in the NY area!" Uuuuum. Ok.
Nameless digital form monster in some undisclosed bunker in the midwest,
So great to hear from you!
Ideal mate for me? Wow? What a big question. If you think I had that one covered at this point, I would have that one figured out huh? What sort of info are you looking for? age range? interests? looks?
Honestly, I am open to meeting a nice guy, with sweet eyes, with a wicked sense of humor and a love of pop culture who is willing to treat me to nights out to dinner, music and good conversation. He's gotta have a personality (read: a job and not live with his parents) and he's gotta be cute (at least to me It's all relative folks). Types: Jason Siegel, John Cusack or any pub trivia glasses wearing nerd-type. Well, just think of guys that Liz Lemon should date and then pretty much, that's who I should be dating. Yep. There you go. Or maybe a combo of Liz Lemon, Zooey Deschanel and Lena Dunham. Whomever you think should be dating that genetic mash-up, that's my guy.
Hope that helps. Let me know if I can give any more information or if you want to chat!
Best,
Wordy and Wandering
And there it is.
