Saturday, July 14, 2012

Am I Katy Perry yet? | longlostlover

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Am I Katy Perry yet? | longlostlover
Jul 14th 2012, 09:10

July 14, 2012 · 9:10 am

Shall we talk about the amazing phenom Katy Perry? … I think we shall. After seeing her 3D movie twice (and counting) how could you not be smitten with her? I mean she's the bee's knees! The Kitty Purry's pajamas. She's the edgy version of Zooey Deschanel and we all know how much society swoons over those bangs and blue eyes of yours, Zooey! So what would there be to not love about Katy? She does things the way she wants and the way she sees it and makes it reality. She knows the secrets. She knows what she is doing, obvi. She knows how to stand out and send heartfelt messages to her teeny bopper fans. To put it simply, I love her, she is the shit, and I greatly commend her on singing about wanting to see a guys dick and how nice it is and getting away with it.

Gurl, you're an alien. Your touch is so foreign, it's supernatural and extraterrestrial.

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