(please read in suitably teenage strop voice)
Why aren't I Zooey Deschanel?
She so pretty.
And her fringe so cute.
And she so kooky in a way that is appealing as opposed to just downright weird like me.
That is all. Go back about your business.
Source: http://sonyacisco.blogspot.com/2012/07/dear-blog-world-and-other-higher-beings.html