WASHINGTON -- It was only a matter of time before Michelle Obama' bangs became a Twitter handle. They are now a Twitter handle. In the proud tradition of @MlCHAELJ0RDAN, @ZooeySiri and @InvisibleObama, @MichellesBangs now exists.


What interests @MichellesBangs? Bang blow-outs, making peace with other famous hairstyles' Twitter accounts and narcissistic reads on famous literature.


We spoke with the person behind the bangs' new Twitter account, run by D.C. comic MK Paulsen, about what the bangs hope for, their "vessel"'s husband and the role of good hair. Staying in character, Paulsen answered all questions as the bangs themselves.


The Huffington Post: Why do bangs need a Twitter account?


@MichellesBangs: It would be wiser to ask why does Twitter need Michelle Obama's bangs. But to put it in your terms, I will say that my message is of strength and endurance. America needs a strong figure right now and I don't think Hillary Clinton's headbands are up to the task.


HuffPost: How long do you plan to stick around? Your carrier is a fashion-forward female. Her hair style may change tomorrow.


@MichellesBangs: My vessel and I are content in our current arrangement. She is a strong woman that does not bend to the will of style but rather makes style bend to her will. We only look forward through the drapes of bangs that cover our eyes.


HuffPost: Are you afraid of scissors?


@MichellesBangs: No. We will be changing the game to Bangs, Paper, Scissors because Michelle Obama's bangs always beat scissors.


HuffPost: Are bangs bipartisan?


@MichellesBangs: No. My vessel is squarely Democratic. Michelle's bangs fully support Barack Obama. However, there are rumors that Zooey Deschanel's bangs voted Republican in the last election. Just sayin'.


HuffPost: What do you hope your vessel's husband accomplishes in his second term?


@MichellesBangs: I want to be clear that there is no second term...there are only the things that Michelle Obama's bangs allow to exist. But on a more temporal level, I hope he exiles @AnnaWintoursBob to France. And laughter.


HuffPost: Is there anything else you'd like to add?


@MichellesBangs: Yes, please be on the lookout for our next Twitter feed, @BoObamasBangs. A hot iron does wonders for a Portuguese water dog.



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  • President Barack Obama waves after being officially sworn-in by Chief Justice John Roberts in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration in Washington, Sunday Jan. 20, 2013. Behind Obama are first lady Michelle Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha, right. (AP Photo/Larry Downing, Pool)

    <strong>CORRECTION:</strong> An earlier version of this slide incorrectly noted the date.




  • WASHINGTON - JANUARY 20: U.S President Barack Obama (L) shakes hands U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts (2nd R) after takes the oath of office as first lady Michelle Obama (2nd L), daughter Malia (C) and Sasha (R) looks on in the Blue Room of the White House January 20, 2013 in Washington, DC. Obama and U.S. Vice President Joe Biden were officially sworn in a day before the ceremonial inaugural swearing-in. (Photo by Doug Mills-Pool/Getty Images)




  • President Barack Obama is officially sworn-in by Chief Justice John Roberts in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration in Washington, Sunday Jan. 20, 2013. Next to Obama are first lady Michelle Obama, holding the Robinson Family Bible, and daughters Malia and Sasha. (AP Photo/Larry Downing, Pool)

    <strong>CORRECTION: </strong>An earlier version of this slide incorrectly noted the date.




  • President Barack Obama is officially sworn-in by Chief Justice John Roberts in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration in Washington, Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013. Next to Obama are first lady Michelle Obama, holding the Robinson Family Bible, and daughters Malia and Sasha. (AP Photo/Larry Downing, Pool)




  • WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 20: U.S. President Barack Obama is sworn in by Chief Justice John Robets Jr. as daughters Malia ( 2nd R) and Sasha watch in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration January 20, 2013 in Washington, D.C. Obama and U.S. Vice President Joe Biden were officially sworn in a day before the ceremonial inaugural swearing-in. (Photo by Brendan Smialowski-Pool/Getty Images)




  • President Obama takes the oath of office at the official swearing-in ceremony in the Blue Room of the White House Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013. Administering the oath is Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts (not shown). Holding the Bible is first lady Michele Obama and looking on are Obama children Malia and Sasha (not shown). (AP Photo/ The New York Times, Doug Mills, Pool)




  • President Barack Obama is officially sworn-in by Chief Justice John Roberts, not pictured, in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration in Washington, Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013, as first lady Michelle Obama, holds the Robinson Family Bible, and daughter Malia watches. (AP Photo/Larry Downing, Pool)




  • President Barack Obama is officially sworn-in by Chief Justice John Roberts, not pictured, in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration in Washington, Sunday Jan. 20, 2013, as first lady Michelle Obama, holds the Robinson Family Bible, as daughter Malia and Sasha watch. (AP Photo/The New York Times, Doug Mills, Pool)




  • President Barack Obama shakes hands after being officially sworn-in by Chief Justice John Roberts in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration in Washington, Sunday Jan. 20, 2013, with first lady Michelle Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha watching. (AP Photo/The New York Times, Doug Mills, Pool)




  • WASHINGTON - JANUARY 20: U.S. President Barack Obama (L) kisses first lady Michelle Obama (C) as daughter Malia looks on in the Blue Room of the White House January 20, 2013 in Washington, DC. Obama and U.S. Vice President Joe Biden were officially sworn in a day before the ceremonial inaugural swearing-in. (Photo by Larry Downing-Pool/Getty Images)




  • President Barack Obama embraces daughter Malia as first lady Michelle Obama and daughter Sasha, right, and Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts, Jr., look on after the official swearing-in in the Blue Room of the White House, Sunday, January 20, 2013 in Washington. (AP Photo/Brendan Smialowski, Pool)




  • President Barack Obama hugs daughter Malia as first lady Michelle Obama and daughter Malia watch after Obama was officially sworn-in by Chief Justice John Roberts, not pictured, in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration in Washington, Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013. (AP Photo/Larry Downing, Pool)




  • President Barack Obama is hugged by this daughter Malia after being officially sworn-in in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration in Washington, Sunday Jan, 20, 2013. (AP Photo/Pool, Charles Dharapak)




  • President Barack Obama walks with his daughter Malia as first lady Michelle Obama and daughter Sasha and Chief Justice John Roberts as they leave the Blue Room after being oficially sworn-in by Chief Justice John Roberts, back in the Blue Room of the White House during the 57th Presidential Inauguration in Washington, Sunday, Jan. 20, 2013. (AP Photo/Brendan Smialowsi, Pool)




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