The Cleveland Browns hired their sixth head coach since 1999. The Browns have created more jobs than Congress.
Fox News has hired Democrat Dennis Kucinich. Fox News hired a Democratic commentator. Man, that affirmative action is something.
In Pennsylvania, an 88-year-old woman recently married for the first time. I'm trying to confirm that after being asked if she promised to stay together “till death do you part,” she shrugged and said, “Sure, why the heck not?”
There was freezing fog in parts of eastern Nebraska. Now we're innovating bad weather that people in most of the world have never even heard of.
Today, as declared by the United Nations, is International Holocaust Remembrance Day.
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