Lol,,ok ok I see your point buddy 
Ok here’s the deal on the first reply>Had an awesome work out,did a few things,settled infor the night, 4 rum n cokes later=happy guy:),All is well then girl friend find’s old picture of previous g/f “meaning while I’m talk’en with you” It kind’a went from there,so hey man,sorry about that ok.”shoulder hit and fist pump done”
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