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Jul 23rd 2012, 12:00

Yet another collection of peculiar search strings from the logs of this very site. Lest there be any question: I built this.

rainbow dash hoof in mouth:  That's not like Dash. For one thing, she talks too fast.

"if you're not in business for profit or fun":  Then you may qualify for a waiver of Obamacare.

lexus RX 360 n harrier cars arouse women sexually:  Do not use this as an excuse for buying a car. She'll dump you and take your car with her.

girls in gummi aprons:  "I told you, no snacking until dinnertime."

"fbi director usa":  He's the guy who didn't actually send you that spam.

naboo hoox:  Possible name for Zooey Deschanel's first child.

cameltoe nothing on:  This is a contradiction in terms, since the whole idea of the toe is that it's visible through one's garments.

asian female unaware she is wearing invisible clothing:  The exception to the above rule about cameltoe.

longest a slipping transmission lasted:  If it's slipping, "lasted" is no longer valid; it's already good as dead.

rivendell okc gang activity:  It's those damned half-elves. Count on it.

"people who disagree with me are:"  Everywhere.

Source:

http://www.dustbury.com/archives/14859

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