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Thoughts on Mary Louise Parker’s little dress? I don’t think it’s flattering. The jacket’s okay, but not with the dress. [Popoholic]

Michael K wants to see Prince Harry tied up, naked, and beaten. Kinky. [Dlisted]

Here’s that story about Taylor Swift crashing a Kennedy wedding. [LaineyGossip]

The red band trailer for Lawless. Tom Hardy wins. [Pajiba]

Todd Akin and rape fatigue: an analysis. [Jezebel]

Miranda Kerr in a bikini, because why not? [The Blemish]

Vanessa Marcil files for divorce. [I'm Not Obsessed]

I actually love the way Zooey Deschanel looks here. [Go Fug Yourself]

I do not find Tom Daley attractive in the least. [A Socialite Life]

Natalie Wood’s death certificate has been changed. [CDAN]

SNL is going to go Thursday Weekend Updates again for this election. [Moe Jackson]

This Carson Daly story is so gross/funny. [Amy Grindhouse]

Gwen Stefani says her kids are a lot of work. [Wonderwall]

Christy Turlington got a magazine cover! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

I know it’s weird, but Daniel Radcliffe: I would hit it. Hard. [INFDaily]

Will Angelina Jolie invite her ex-husbands to the wedding? [Dramarama]

DO NOT break into LL Cool J’s house. [Starcasm]