1. Her haircut
She went from blonde and insignificant in
Elf to everyone's favourite dark haired Ringo Starr enthusiast in
500 Days of Summer. Now, after successfully hiding her career-inhibiting forehead under a face full of fringe, she's managed to wangle the lead role in Fox's hottest new sitcom,
New Girl. Those are some magic Hollywood bangs.
2. Her name is French (misspelt)
Two 'o's'? Really?! Her parents were clearly feeling super enthusiastic when they signed the birth certificate.
3. She's got the dress sense of a repressed 1950's housewife
Undeniably she makes a vintage cardigan look good and this coupled with her 'quirky' personality means she's a universal object of lust in the eyes of awkward indie boys. In wearing the uniform of the ultimate wife and homemaker, the only way she could be more All-American is if she whipped a perfectly baked pecan pie out from under her tulle skirt.
4. She plays the ukulele
The ukulele is barely tolerable (unless you're on a Hawaiian Island) and when placed in the wrong, cutesy hands it's beyond sickening, for an example, see the YouTube video above. Watch as Zooey and long-time alternative pal Jason Gordon Levitt strum away like old-time crooners in front of a conveniently positioned piano. In case you hadn't realised, she's the one in the tiara. Vomit.
