Wednesday, April 4, 2012

“Fuck you very much” « sarasmixedupfiles

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Apr 4th 2012, 23:19

4 Apr

February 12, 2007

I had the most delightful customer today.  Apparently I was dishing out salad a little too slowly because she SNAPS at me, "Come on, hurry up!" Well, excuse me if I don't have super human speed! The best part was that while I was "helping" her (because I was doing EVERYTHING wrong), Jerome was next to me serving another customer and when the bitch left, the other customer says, "Wow, some people are just really rude!" And she says it kind of loud and the bitch woman isn't out of earshot yet. Hee! I hope she heard that! Remember in The Good Girl when Zooey Deschanel's character says, "Fuck you very much" to her customers? That's what I felt like saying to that old cow.

Whenever I work with Jerome, I feel like I'm baby-sitting, except I'm not getting paid (TM Marth Plimpton). He drives me crazy! He'll talk, talk, talk, talk, and get nothing done. I'll tell him, "You need to shut up and get back to work!" And it pisses me off that I only got half of my break because I had to go back to help him with customers and make sure the rotissiere chickens weren't burning. But he got his full break AND a smoke break. Now I didn't mind if he went on a smoke break and told him to go on one after he was done cleaning the rotissiere, which he had started and he said he would and he never did. Aurgh! It fucking drives me crazy! And of course I had to be the one to clean the damn thing. We didn't get out until ten and we normally should get out by nine.

And if I haven't vented enough in this entry yet, one last thing: when we (finally) got out, it was snowing and there was a fresh sheet of snow on the streets, so it was kinda slick out. Now, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm very cautious when I drive when it's snowing because I don't want to, oh, I don't know, slide into anything or lose control of my car. So I'm driving home and there's some asswipe on my tail. Now I fucking hate it when people do that when the weather isn't bad, but it's ten times more irksome (is that a word?) when the weather is bad and the roads are slick. And we were on a two way lane, so the idiot could have gone around me.

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