Thursday, October 24, 2013

fijne quotes van 'New Girl' Jess - MC Daily News - Marie

jess new girl mcIn de hitserie New Girl woont Jess (Zooey Deschanel) samen met drie mannen. Leuk aan haar: dat ze geen blad voor de mond neemt en zich niet bewust is van haar onbenullige en vooral grappige uitspraken. Van Marie Claire, voor jou: twaalf fijne quotes van New Girl-Jess:

“Oh my God. It is a hand… full of dollar bills y’all!”

“I’m always the one who loves more, that’s kinda my thing.”

“I feel like I wanna murder someone, and also, I want soft pretzels.”

“I’m gonna end up alone. I’m gonna be a single old lady, flashing people on the subway.”

“My boobs are loving this unemployed thing. They don’t have to go to boob jail every day.”

“You can’t escape destiny. She comes for us all. That relentless bitch.”

“Why are you wearing a suit? Did you just apply for a loan or something?”

“Hey Nick, put on some pants or at least some really high socks.”

“Well at least the sun managed to get up.”

“If you wanna get with me, you’re gonna have to get with my friends and th├ít is a Spice Girls song.”

Jess: “$550 for the TV? Seems a little steep. I’m gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I’ll go.”

Shop owner: “You drew a smiley face.”

“You know me: I’m only attracted to guys who are afraid of success and think someone famous stole their idea, I like an underdog.”

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Vier extra quotes van Jess’ roomies:

Nick: “Schmidt, I have to ask you a favour. It’s about my clothes.”

Schmidt: “Burn them! Burn them all!”

Nick: “I don’t trust fish! They breathe water. That’s crazy!”

Schmidt: “Enjoy the break-up. If you need me, I’ll be in my room listening to some mainstream hip-hop.”

Schmidt: “Are you sure you don’t want any of this smoothie? It’s strawbanna.”

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