If you aren't watching New Girl on Fox, then you probably don't even know who Schmidt is. You're probably just staring at the name Schmidt and wondering why it's even spelled like that.
Forget the storyline of the show. Try to block out the amazing-ness that is Zooey Deschanel's bangs, and just focus on the man in the picture. He's kooky, he's a little nerdy, and he's the kind of self obsessed you should probably run away from. But, I know you wouldn't. You're a curious chicken.
The video below is from one of my favorite sites, hellogiggles, and it's Schmidt's online dating profile. Would you call him?
If you've never seen the show before, you're probably still wondering why his name is spelled like that. Otherwise, why wouldn't you? He obviously takes excellent care of his body and takes detailed notes from Lauren Conrad.
I would call you, Schmidt. We can have a party filled with hand sanitizer.
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