I don't watch 'Dancing with the Stars' anymore since the first season ended. Quick Recap: Actor John O'Hurley accused ABC of letting Soap Opera Star Kelly Monaco win, as she was on the networks 'General Hospital'. So they had a "Dance-Off" and wouldn't you know, O'Hurley was awarded the trophy 2 months later. I guess if you cry enough and are a big enough baby, you can get what you want. So I didn't see the point of continuing to watch the program. (Rant over.)
I only saw a few minutes of it today, thank you DVR technology, and wished I wouldn't of. In a show where wardrobe malfunctions happen often, I thought for sure one had happened to Brooke Burke's dress. Then I realized, nope...its just the dress!
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| Brooke Burke (In the Middle) |
And then of course after I saw it, I couldn't turn away. (Sadly cannot find a picture front on) But as you can clearly see, it looks like something has popped out. And no its not just a camera trick or angle, it was just that bad. The rest of the dress is fine, but lets be honest, who even notices it? I was so distracted by trying to figure what the heck was going, that I didn't even see it was a floor length gown. It didn't help that she kept her note cards covering the situation, but I was waiting for Janet Jackson moment.
Hmmm, how to save the dress?If the dress was solid without the misplaced cutout it would be pretty and something I wouldn't of even noticed. Meaning an expected quality dress for a host of a television show. Or if she had something super sparkly on top of her head...who am I kidding, I still would of noticed what I am going to call "One Boob Cleavage" anyways.
Sadly the picture to the left still doesn't do this debacle justice. Brooke, I am sure your stylists are not to be blamed, but the wardrobe department surely should be. I haven't said this in a while but...FIRE FIRE FIRE. And then BURN this dress.
What do you think? Comment below or if you find one, a link to a better shot of the dress...
